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Some like em big!
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Right – Try Googling Diet pills… What’s the answer? Google gets zonked out with around nine million results. 99% of them promising you’ll ‘lose 10lbs a week’, ‘look like a stick insect for$100’, ‘transfer us $200 by Western Union and we’ll send you sod all!’
So with the manufacturers claiming that their products will literary melt away your fat whilst you sleep or sculpt a six pack whilst you watch telly with your pack off cheese and onion who needs to bother with the gym these days?
With nearly two thirds of America now wobbling around and considered obese and the UK not far behind its no wonder these wonder drugs are reaping millions of pounds a year
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The sexy fireman on facebook wasnt quite who he said he was |
So the big question has got to be… Do they work? Happily for those of you looking to shift a few pounds the answer is YES but choose wisely as 99.9% of them are SCAMS!
The first thing you should realise is the best pills to lose weight (like most things in life) aren’t legal… The good old days where you could safely and cheaply buy ephedrine of the net have long gone… The FDA soon realised strokes, heart attacks, seizures, severe mental disorders and even death was a bit dodgy for something you could buy down the local supermarket.
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Ibiza was on form this year! |
Push the boat out a bit further and you’ve the prescription drugs… Acomplia, Reductil, Xenical etc etc
Again these will work but expect some SEVER side effects… And I’m not just talking a prickly heat rash here, expect:
Headaches, Oily spotting from the rectum, Abdominal pain or discomfort, Flatulence (wind) with discharge, Oily or fatty stools, Urgent or increased need to open the bowels, Diarrhoea, Pain or discomfort in the rectum, Infections of the airways, Low blood sugar levels (hypoglycaemia) in people with diabetes, Faecal incontinence, Fatigue, Urinary tract infection, Irregular menstrual cycle, Anxiety, Tooth or gum disorders, Diverticulitis, Gall stones, Raised liver enzymes, Inflammation of the liver (hepatitis)… Lovely!
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In four days I lost 7 stone, dyed my hair, brought a silly dress… Oh, alright, I dont really know who the fatty is but they paid my 20 quid to say they work! |
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So what can you do…? You don’t expect miracles, you don’t want to lose 3 stone whilst scoffing your cream buns but you wouldn’t mind a helping hand trying to shift those few pounds? Well help is here!
If you do your bit, cut down on those kebabs and 12 pints off Stella then the following are a sure fire way of getting your goals faster that dieting alone:
 Muscle Asylum Arson |
 Muscletech Hydroxycut Hardcore |
 Nutrex Research Lipo 6 |
 Muscletech Shredded Stack |
 IDS Caffeine 6 Hour |
 LA Muscle Nobese |
 LA Muscle Sculpt |
 BSN Cheaters Relief |
 Controlled Labs Red Acid Gen 2 |
 Universal Animal Cuts 42 Packs |
 ALRI Venom Hyperdrive 3 |
 LA Muscle Fat Stripper |
 LA Muscle Fat Stripper Intense |
 Maximuscle Thermobol |
GOOD LUCK DIETING – WATCH THOSE PIZAS!
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Lol some of the side effects are completely made up, but amusing post nonetheless
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