Valentines Day Offer – Horny Goat Weed

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Release your inner beast

Love it or hate it, it’s nearly that time of year again. Valentine’s Day. So if you are panicking about making her happy, then we have just thing for you.

No we won’t send you some discount whey protein in chocolate, and we certainly won’t be providing calorific champagne. But what we are going to give you is a poem, and a really great offer.

As you have probably read from the banner, it’s 50% off Horny Goat Weed, an organic sexual stimulant that will make Valentine’s Day extra special. And as for the poem here goes:

Don’t worry about stamina, virility or might,
Because we’ve the thing that puts things right.
Like a pre-workout that helps you bench,
this fine stimulant will make you feel hench
So for this day of love and kisses
Make sure she gets all that she wishes,
Adorn her with every treat that she needs
and make her smile with Horny Goat Weed

And if you’re not fussed about Valentine’s day (or our poetry skills) then stock up for Pancake Day on March 4th, with our Matrix Pancake Mix. Protein packed, quick to cook and delicious – perfect for practising your flipping skills!

Horny Goat Weed offer is currently scheduled to end on Monday 17th Feb 2014


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